Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police stati

Ek aadmi ghabraya hoa police station pr aaya aur bola



Muje girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai.



Inspctor: kiya wo mar gye?



Aadmi: nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai. smile.png
AIRPORT Pe- Patniekho Wo Couple KI

AIRPORT Pe-

Patnigrin.pngekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.





Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..
Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar: I lost

Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar:

I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?

Girl:Why?

Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!-)
"A TRUE THOUGHT" "One Who Doesnt

"A TRUE THOUGHT"



"One Who Doesnt Love



A Girl Before His Marriage



Can Never Love His



Wife After Marriage-)"
AEK SHOHAR K LYE SABR AUR SHUKAR K

AEK SHOHAR K LYE SABR AUR SHUKAR KA FARAK YE HAY!





AGAR BV JAAN PE ATKI RAHE TO YE -SABR- HAY.





AUR





AGAR BV OPAR CHALI JAE TO YE -SHUKAR- HAY! )
PAGAL SHOHAR ghar me chillatay hoa

PAGAL SHOHAR ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa aur cheekh kr bola: BEGUM, mera bond nikal gaya





B.V: kitnay ka nikla?



shohar: meri jeb se.)

A couple were arguing Wife: You

A couple were arguing.



Wife: You dont like anybody in my family.



Husband: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya Wo

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya.

Handsome

Lamba Qad

Gora rang

Gaal pe dimple



Parosan: jhoot Q bol rahi ho?

Tumhara husband to kala,chote Qad ka or mota hy



Aurat: jo gaya so gaya

jo aaye wo to acha ho.
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to hus

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm mere khane k lye kch lai hogi?



Wife: bilkul thek kaha isme mere new sandel hen ->
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,

unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,



Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?



Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.



Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?



Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik =P ->