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Santa: Doc Saab main chashma laga ke padh
Santa: Doc Saab, main chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

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Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

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Yo Mama'so fat she

Yo Mama'so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.

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Four guys from Harvard Yale MIT and SAN
Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in Your mind. MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked. SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion. INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED post
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

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Sardar returns book to library bangs it o
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?" Read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"? Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.

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Brilliant Answers by sardarji in IAS entra
Brilliant Answers by sardarji in IAS entrance... Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A- His last battle ! Q- How do u stop acid indigestion? A- Stop drinking acid ! Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed? A- At the bottom of the page ! Q- What's the main reason for Divorce? A- Marriage! Q- Ganga flows in which state? A- Liquid state ! Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born? A- On his birthday ! Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes amongst 6 people? A- By preparing mango shake.

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After an accident Driver said angri
After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

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Santa applied in a medical college but nev
Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body
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Yo mama is so ghet

Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.