Santa: Doc Saab main chashma laga ke padh
Santa: Doc Saab, main chashma laga ke padh to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai Doc saab varna anpadh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
Four guys from Harvard Yale MIT and SAN
Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in Your mind. MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked. SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion. INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED post
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?
Sardar returns book to library bangs it o
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?" Read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"? Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.
Brilliant Answers by sardarji in IAS entra
Brilliant Answers by sardarji in IAS entrance... Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A- His last battle ! Q- How do u stop acid indigestion? A- Stop drinking acid ! Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed? A- At the bottom of the page ! Q- What's the main reason for Divorce? A- Marriage! Q- Ganga flows in which state? A- Liquid state ! Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born? A- On his birthday ! Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes amongst 6 people? A- By preparing mango shake.
After an accident Driver said angri
After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."
Santa applied in a medical college but nev
Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body